Total Medals Earned: 522 (From 81 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,540 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (350/350 points)
Find Firefly in the game
Find Gem in the game
Find Glowing Flower in the game
Find Rune in the game
Find Stardust in the game
Find Root in the game
Medals Earned: 4/4 (200/200 points)
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
The Hatter seems Madder.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (85/95 points)
The more thoughtful problem solver.
Beat the Game
The more aggressive problem solver.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Medals Earned: 9/30 (65/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 3
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Eat a pork chop!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/90 points)
Get out of the elevator
Get a legion leader to join your party
Collect 15 forks
Game completed
Finish the game in under 4 minutes
Medals Earned: 4/5 (110/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 5/12 (30/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/65 points)
Fail to get help.
Cause the gift to disappear.
Fail to return an item.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 13/22 (75/140 points)
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Kill the king first on any level.
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Destroy 100 barrels.
Crush all castles
Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Cover an enemy in acid.
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Get gold medals on all castles.